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The Bud Light Swear Jar commercial – f*@#ing awesome!

This is one of the better commercials I’ve seen in a long, long time!

When English is the second language… Funny signs and lines from around the world

Bejing, China
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

Cocktail lounge, Norway
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

Doctor’s office, Rome
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Dry cleaners, Bangkok
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

In a Nairobi restaurant
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

On a poster at Kencom
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.

In a City restaurant
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

In a cemetery
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

In a Tokyo bar
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

Hotel, Yugoslavia
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

Hotel, Japan
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Hotel, Zurich
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

A laundromat in Rome
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

How to avoid the swine flu (H1N1)

The single greatest tip you’ll receive today:

DON’T DO THIS:

The business card guru: Your card is crap, mine is the best

Is this guy for real? I certainly hope not! Thanks to Ariel over at AOL Fanhouse for the tip.

The Red House Furniture – the most politically correct commercial of all time?

Apparently these two guys go around pitching commercial ideas to small businesses. The Red House furniture store in North Carolina accepted their proposal – this is what they got:

Be sure to click on the “HD” button when the video loads to see and hear it in high definition!

How to instantly fail a cop’s Field Sobriety (DUI) Test test

No words necessary. Just watch…

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I love funny email!

My dad has a buddy who sends him about 17 emails a day.

Wait, before I continue – is pluralizing “email” with “emails” correct? Who knows? I’ll keep doing it, because this is my article.

Where was I… Oh, right, the 17 emails a day guy. So this guy sends my dad TONS of emails, and my dad reviews them and sends the worthy ones along to my siblings and I. Some of them are even good enough for me to send to my friends!

Here’s a collection of photos that have been sent to me in recent weeks. I think these are all worthy of a NorthGeek audience…

Eating the world’s biggest Cheeto over the world’s most expensive keyboard

Only the guys at Gizmodo would do this:

Detroit automakers have some stiff competition!

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How to get kicked out of a baseball game at Fenway

This dude is the man. He clearly threw back a bit too much of grandpa’s old cough medicine. Enjoy!